Cooplay iShugatronic: Shocking Fun in a Fake Black 7s Plus!

The Fake Shocking iShugatronic: Put the "LOL" Back in "OLED"

So you're strolling through the store, casually searching for the next big break-in-your-social-life gadget. Bam! There it is—shiny like a celebrity's Instagram post, deceptive as a politician's promise: the Cooplay Fake Shocking Phone! But hold onto your pants (literally, because this bad boy might just make you jolt out of them).

Don't Be a Party Pooper; Be a Shock Trooper:

Imagine the surprise when your best mate grabs what they think is an iPhone 7s Plus (minus the fun parts like calls and apps) only to be met with a shocking personality quite literally. Yes, it's a party-sized shock-o-lantern that shocks in three signature wicked ways—snap your buddy out of that brain fog with its "How's-your-heart-rate-now?" tactic.

• Flashlight: Equivalent to trying to read War and Peace under your desk during a lecture.
• White Lighting: Bright enough to lead your way through awkward situations and the midnight hunt for snacks.
• Shocking: Ding-dong! "Who's there?" Your genomic-level surprise therapy.

Handy, Dandy, Shocking Grandiosity:

Blacker than your morning coffee, this faux clunker, only weighing a skippy 70g, can't make calls but sure can—let's just say—"reach out" to others in its peculiar way. Made entirely of high-grade giggle-inducing plastic, it's the perfect size to hold an unbelievably striking resemblance. Can’t open it? Well, it's designed that way. It’s shocking

(duh!).

CAUTION: Not for anyone under 14, or anyone you might want to remain friends with!

So What's in the Box?

• 1 x Fake Shocking Phone (battery included for your immediate mischief delight)
• Conscious control not included. Simply wrap it in a bubble envelope and wait for your Wrath of Verona.

TIPS: Batteries need a ritualistic changing ceremony that might remind you of peeling stickers off a fruit. Weirdly satisfying but requires skill—or overconfident friends.

The Ultimate Gift

Whether it's Fool's Day or Halloween, gift this to the prank master who loves to send hearts into their throats. It's a foolproof entry to any memory lane, right next to "that time I tripped on my untied shoelace in front of my crush."

Be the jester to your court; introduce them to the Cooplay Fake Shocking iShugatronic! Let laughter be your universal ringtone.